So my birthday is coming up on February 22nd and as some of you may know, I love celebrating my birthday. I love getting gifts and I love having a day where you can "get away with murder". So I compiled a list of things that I want. Most of them too expensive for people to even consider purchasing for me. But looking at all of these items made me happy anyway. I don't have a job right now so I can't buy all these things for myself, or I definitely would be.
If you are poor like me then at least make me a cool card or gift and send it to me. It'd make me extremely happy!
So here is my birthday wish list for all of you to look at. If you get me clothing I need a size small. If a shirt only comes in Medium than I can roll with it. For pants I need a size 32 (I'm actually fatter than that but I plan on fixing it).
Johnny Cupcakes Ant T-Shirt - $33.99
I have wanted this shirt for a while. It's probably going to become extinct soon. If you are considering getting this for me you may just want to e-mail Johnny and tell him to send it to me. If he is annoyed enough he may just send me the shirts I want. I may just do the annoying on my own. We are cool like that.
Johnny Cupcakes Intestines T-Shirt - $33.99
Johnny Cupcakes Lifting Dead T-Shirt - $58.99
Johnny Cupcakes Lightning T-Shirt - $33.99
Johnny Cupcakes Purple Picnic T-Shirt - $35.99
Johnny Cupcakes Three Arm T-Shirt - $58.99
Superdry Canvas Army Shirt Jacket - $130.00
I want the jacket that you see Mr. Jack Bauer wearing. The jacket I link to isn't quite it, but it's still nice. If you can find me a jacket just like that with the hood and everything let me know. I love how the hood sort of comes over the front of the shoulders. The color is great, the way it fits so slim, everything about it is insanely amazing. If you can find me a jacket that comes close, PLEASE let me know. It's the best jacket I've ever seen in my entire life.
Zombies Rule T-Shirt - $15.00
I need more zombie t-shirts, plain and simple.
Zombies T-Shirt - $15.00
Flying Coffin God Is Now T-Shirt - $33.00 (alt link)
This shirt has reflective ink and glow-in-the-dark ink. Add in some death metal lettering on the back and you have yourself one of the most amazing shirts I've seen in recent memory.
I-Manifest Eclipse T-Shirt - $28.00
This shirt is a piece of art, and it's a piece of art that I want to wear.
Stereotype Karate Kid Synopsis T-Shirt - $32.00
The whole premise of this entire series of shirts is pure genius. Why I didn't think of it myself is beyond me.
Danger Bomb Clock - $37.67
I think this may be the best invention since GPS or the iPod. I won't be able to prove it until I play with one. I am the type of person who will hit the snooze button without waking up. I usually need some motivation to get up and I think defusing a bomb every morning would give me that motivation. I could be just like MacGuyver.
Modern Amusement Seasons Hoodie - $150.00
Modern Amusement Midnight Stripe Pants - $125.00
Modern Amusement Midnight Track Jacket - $140.00
Modern Amusement Windster Hoodie - $110.00
Crackdown - $59.99
I played the demo of this game and it is beyond fun. There is a lot to do in it, and the fact that you can play it multiplayer is amazing.
Pauly Shore Ticket - $25.00
Pauly shore is playing Tampa the entire weekend after my birthday. He is having two shows a night. My sister sent a text message to Pauly Shore asking him about it. So I may not need these. But we will see. I'm willing to buy myself a ticket and go alone.