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Birthday Wish List [16 Feb 2007|12:34pm]

So my birthday is coming up on February 22nd and as some of you may know, I love celebrating my birthday. I love getting gifts and I love having a day where you can "get away with murder". So I compiled a list of things that I want. Most of them too expensive for people to even consider purchasing for me. But looking at all of these items made me happy anyway. I don't have a job right now so I can't buy all these things for myself, or I definitely would be.

If you are poor like me then at least make me a cool card or gift and send it to me. It'd make me extremely happy!

So here is my birthday wish list for all of you to look at. If you get me clothing I need a size small. If a shirt only comes in Medium than I can roll with it. For pants I need a size 32 (I'm actually fatter than that but I plan on fixing it).

Johnny Cupcakes Ants T-shirt

Johnny Cupcakes Ant T-Shirt - $33.99

I have wanted this shirt for a while. It's probably going to become extinct soon. If you are considering getting this for me you may just want to e-mail Johnny and tell him to send it to me. If he is annoyed enough he may just send me the shirts I want. I may just do the annoying on my own. We are cool like that.

Johnny Cupcakes Intestines T-Shirt

Johnny Cupcakes Intestines T-Shirt - $33.99

Johnny Cupcakes Lifting Dead T-Shirt

Johnny Cupcakes Lifting Dead T-Shirt - $58.99

Johnny Cupcakes Lightning T-Shirt

Johnny Cupcakes Lightning T-Shirt - $33.99

Johnny Cupcakes Purple Picnic T-Shirt

Johnny Cupcakes Purple Picnic T-Shirt - $35.99

Johnny Cupcakes Three Arm T-Shirt

Johnny Cupcakes Three Arm T-Shirt - $58.99

Superdry Canvas Army Shirt jacket

Jack Bauer’s Jacket 3

Jack Bauer’s Jacket 2

Jack Bauer’s Jacket 1

Superdry Canvas Army Shirt Jacket - $130.00

I want the jacket that you see Mr. Jack Bauer wearing. The jacket I link to isn't quite it, but it's still nice. If you can find me a jacket just like that with the hood and everything let me know. I love how the hood sort of comes over the front of the shoulders. The color is great, the way it fits so slim, everything about it is insanely amazing. If you can find me a jacket that comes close, PLEASE let me know. It's the best jacket I've ever seen in my entire life.

Zombies Rule T-Shirt

Zombies Rule T-Shirt - $15.00

I need more zombie t-shirts, plain and simple.

Zombies T-Shirt

Zombies T-Shirt - $15.00

Flying Coffin God Is Now T-Shirt

Flying Coffin God Is Now T-Shirt - $33.00 (alt link)

This shirt has reflective ink and glow-in-the-dark ink. Add in some death metal lettering on the back and you have yourself one of the most amazing shirts I've seen in recent memory.

I-Manifest Eclipse T-Shirt

I-Manifest Eclipse T-Shirt - $28.00

This shirt is a piece of art, and it's a piece of art that I want to wear.

Karate Kid Synopsis T-Shirt

Stereotype Karate Kid Synopsis T-Shirt - $32.00

The whole premise of this entire series of shirts is pure genius. Why I didn't think of it myself is beyond me.

Danger Bomb Clock

Danger Bomb Clock - $37.67

I think this may be the best invention since GPS or the iPod. I won't be able to prove it until I play with one. I am the type of person who will hit the snooze button without waking up. I usually need some motivation to get up and I think defusing a bomb every morning would give me that motivation. I could be just like MacGuyver.

Modern Amusement Seasons Hoodie

Modern Amusement Seasons Hoodie - $150.00

Modern Amusement Midnight Stripe Pants

Modern Amusement Midnight Stripe Pants - $125.00

Modern Amusement Midnight Track Jacket

Modern Amusement Midnight Track Jacket - $140.00

Modern Amusement Windster Hoodie

Modern Amusement Windster Hoodie - $110.00


Crackdown - $59.99

I played the demo of this game and it is beyond fun. There is a lot to do in it, and the fact that you can play it multiplayer is amazing.

Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore Ticket - $25.00

Pauly shore is playing Tampa the entire weekend after my birthday. He is having two shows a night. My sister sent a text message to Pauly Shore asking him about it. So I may not need these. But we will see. I'm willing to buy myself a ticket and go alone.

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"The Right Man When Things Go Wrong" [19 May 2006|08:23am]
Hey to anyone who reads this journal of mine.

I will be officially not posting in this often. I have my old site back up! http://dumbstuff.net

There you can find yourself 6 years of my writings. I've imported all of my LJ entries and every post from every incarnation of dumbstuff.net that I could find on all of my backed up CDs. It's strange reading it all... I was very immature about so many things. It's nice to be able to reflect on it though.

Oh and if you haven't heard, I made a decision to leave Fueled By Ramen. There are a few reasons why, all resulting in me just not being stoked on it anymore. I wouldn't trade the time, experience, or opportunity for anything in the world. I just have to look out for myself and my mental health.

Shortly after (a few days) I decided to leave I was offered the position to tour manage Cute Is What We Aim For. So that is where you can find me now. At any given place in the country, with a group of sweet dudes, rocking the faces of little kids everywhere.

If you want to keep up with me I should be posting almost daily. Hopefully doing video, audio, and picture posts constantly. I have a new phone that makes it all too easy. So expect a lot of wonderful stories seeing as though I'll be traveling my ass off. I should be making a readily available calendar for everyone to keep track of me. I'll probably nerd it up and make a Cal file that you can subscribe to.

Oh! I'm also selling my computers.

Apple PowerMac G5 Dual 1.8Ghz PowerPC Processors
120GB Hard Drive
Wireless Keyboard / Mouse
MacOS 10.4

Home Built Windows PC W/ Monitor
Pentium 4 1.7Ghz Processor
80GB Hard Drive
Wireless Network Card
Optical Mouse
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All good things must come to an end. [13 Apr 2006|10:49am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

I absolutely HATE when I get e-mail now. I used to get about 50 e-mails in any given month, now I get at least that many every day. I can't fucking stand it. Six people copied on one e-mail, about one topic that couldn't concern me one bit. If that wasn't bad enough, I get home after being around it all day and I get at least 10 more. I feel like I'm working every moment that I'm awake and it's the shittiest feeling in the world.

That is just one of the many reasons why I'm not stoked to come into work anymore.

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Palindromes [12 Apr 2006|01:04am]
[ mood | Weirded Out ]

I am watching the above mentioned movie, Palindromes. It's absolutely insane.

I can't tell if it's supposed to be serious or if it's supposed to be a very bizarre joke.

It's got my head spinning.

Life has been insane lately. Every weekend is a blur of wonderful memories.

The weeks seem a bit slower these days, and a lot more stressful. I'm hoping I get into the swing of things again.

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"Ricky Henderson, pick up the phone. It's me... YOU!" [26 Mar 2006|11:22pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

If you took the "boyfriend" and made it "girlfriend" you might describe me to a "T".

No matter who I sleep with or hang out with. There is always that missing element in my life. I haven't been infatuated with a girl in over two years now. I meet new girls almost every day, and still I feel unfulfilled. I saw so many hot girls at the amusement parks at I attended this weekend (because attractive people generally come from successful families. Which in turn means they can go on vacations.) and I was sort of bummed. I miss just being with a girl who is everything you are looking for. Or at least comes very close to it. There are always the missing pieces, but lately it's as if a 3 year old got ahold of the puzzle pieces and ate 500 pieces. It's only a 750 piece puzzle.... that doesn't leave much.

Where are the hot nerdy girls who love music and computers? Where are the girls that give amazing head? Where are the girls that like watching movies and cuddling (I mean more than ONE movie at a time. Like all fucking day.) Where are the girls that don't mind give me back rubs after I get home from work? Where are the girls that are going to get me to do some exercise so I can be a twig again?

I don't think they exist. I can only meet girls at shows and on the internet. Which basically means I fine lame chicks that just want to fuck dudes in band... or just who don't look anything like their pictures. So lame... on my part and theirs.

I'm going to watch some Ali G and take a piss.

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veronicas [03 Mar 2006|02:12am]
So if a beautiful Australian pop star (one of the veronicas) asked you to come hang with them in Orlando; would you skip seeing gatsbys american dream?

I think I will!
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Happy Birthday Justin!!! [23 Feb 2006|02:51am]
[ mood | happier than you! ]

So I haven't updated on ANY of the dope shit that has been going down lately in my life. Here are updates. Definitely worth reading if you've got the time.

+Touring with The Academy Is... and Panic! At The Disco for a few days.
+Said tour had me in MA, CT, NJ, NY, and RI.
+Got to see Lance, Nicole, Kim, Mom, David, Ricky, Lauren, E. Dill, Emily, Evan, and many many many more.
+found my newest crush in Cath
+met lots of new people in different cities. Talked to fans. Rescued some from the cold in Providence. Loved EVERY minute of being on tour. I was ready to just stop working at FBR and just wait out the rest of the tour for Chad to leave. But then I realized how retarded I would be.
+My family got to see firsthand what my job is promoting. I felt extremely proud of myself.
+Spent almost NO money on this trip. Only thing I bought that wasn't food was a Killer Klowns from Outer Space action figure. Way worth the $15. A part of my childhood looks me in the face everyday.

+I'm in the newest Alternative Press magazine. It has Panic! At The Disco on the cover OR From First to Last. Pick up a copy, show your hot friends. Get me some poon. How amazing is it that Katie (who I used to work with at Newbury Comics got in a shipment of a magazine and flips it open to see me in it? It wasn't too long ago that I was a slave to the retail world and now I'm in a huge publication. Another reason to feel SUPER proud. Fueled By Ramen is just the best thing in the world. GO BUY ONE NOW!

+Fall Out Boy was nominated for a grammy.
-They lost.
+Panic! At The Disco and The Academy Is... are in EVERY fucking magazine. They are on every website. They are on every kids iPod. They are #14 and #12 respectively on the iTunes top 100.

+More Academy and Panic shows this past weekend. Always a blast. Made lots of new friends.
+Some girl went up to a girl I had JUST been introduced to and told her to not talk to me because I was "hers". Then proceeded to elbow the girl I had just met. Still don't know who did that but it's TOTALLY fucked.
+Made a girl take a polaroid of me while she waited outside of the panic bus to meet the dudes. Wasn't my camera. Just found it on the bus. I look way shitty in it.
+Bought a new Ben Sherman Jacket on saturday. It DESTROYED the ladies on Sunday. I had to punch girls to keep them off my sack. Haha not really. But I got a lot of compliments.
+Ran around like crazy meeting people. Got stuck talking to this shitty old dude. He meant well.
+Kyle started a fight with a guy. He deserved it. He was showing the dude his dick, or at least trying. Which lead to the ENTIRE TAI crew, some FBR people, a bunch of hot girls, and some others to roll off the bus and up to the fight. I've never seen two grown men so scared in my life. They probably thought they were going to get the beating of their lifetime when just moments ago they wanted to scrap with just 2 dudes. It escalated as we followed them to a hip-hop club and they gathered their crew. They came back rolling somewhat deep (not as deep as us) and we all dispersed because people get stabbed and shot in Ybor.

+My birthday was fucking AMAZING.
+Kristen brought me a small cake last night. DELCIOUS!
+I got about 50 myspace comments in the span of a day. All birthday wishes.
+Texts and phone calls all day. (sorry if you called me and I didn't pick up. I had TONS of work to do and I couldn't get distracted anymore then the earlier callers had already done)
+A shirt I got for myself came yesterday. It looks like this:

+My new Iron Maiden dunks came in. They are definitely not REAL, but they are comfortable, and look SO much like the real thing (there were only 24 of the authentic ones made) so I don't mind one bit. It's more about how sweet they look and that I can now rock maiden on my feet.

+My dad ordered me some Forbes/Hunter dunks. These will be in soon:

+$20 Gift Certificate to Mellow Mushroom from Avery. She put it in a sweet homemade card that had some of my FAVORITE things on it. Har Mar Superstar, Jason, Mega Man, Darth Vader, etc. It was like a nerd fest on a car. It was on my windshield this morning when I went to leave for work. She's like an extremely tall elf.
+Two horror movies from Amy! Creep Show and something else that I can't remember. She said she looked for the two worst movies she could find. I told her that Creep Show was actually sort of good. She wants to watch them with me, which is all I could ever ask for from a girl. Just watch shitty movies with me.
+A framed picture of the AP photo shoot with the homies from work signed lovingly. That fucker has to go up somewhere. I feel like I should put in a picture of something completely random so when people look at it they have no idea what's going on. Not sure. Too much work.
+$50 Gift Certificate to Sonic. That is SO much sonic. Pretty sweet for late dinners. That's from my brother. Good story about him for anybody who cares to hear. Has to be in person and at my house to get the full effect. Most of you probably don't know of my brother. There are pictures of him all over my house.
+Was treated to dinner by all my FBR buddies. Mellow Mushroom style. One of the waitresses loves me and bought me a drink.
+Went to my house to figure out the rest of the night.
+My door was decked out in a balloon and things:

+I knew Kristen had done it, and it made getting in a pain.
+I opened my door and saw balloons in the dark and shit. I got REALLY creeped out. Who the fuck BREAKS IN TO A HOUSE TO DECORATE IT?!
+Realized that Erick and Johnny both had a copy of my house key.
+SURPRISE!!! Yah I was a bit slow. They had sent Kimmie and Erin to decorate my house. A sign was made and balloons were everywhere.
+Fridge had a bow on it. It was stocked with Hornsbys Cider and Framboise. AMAZING!
+Libby made me some artistic iron maiden lyric sheets of sort. She had to listen to iron maiden a bunch to do that. Iron Maiden lyrics are so bad and cheesy that it's amazing that a girl sat there rocking it while writing the shit down. Quite a feat.
+John Janick showed up with Mia and totally made my night. It only took him nearly a year to finally come see my house. He came with a bottle of Souther Comfort for me though which was sweet. He's one of the best dudes ever. Mia is equally awesome.
+Ended the night by popping balloons, cleaning, and watching an episode of Mr. Show.

I think this is the part where I realize that I'm not dreaming. My life really is this insanely great. Thanks go out to all of my friends who cared to hit me up in some way shape or form today. You make me want to do backflips out of sheer excitement. I definitely have the BEST people in my life. I want to meet the poor sap who I'm stealing all the sweet people from.

Oh and I heard a rough Gym Class song tonight. It's very Kanye in some of the delivery, but it seemed super upbeat and positive. It's WAY early in the production of things though so it could end up becoming a whole new beast. I have never been so excited about an album.

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I pulled in, to your truckstop... [14 Feb 2006|09:21am]
[ mood | Sick ]

So it's St. Valentine's Day.

Fat girls everywhere are cursing this most dreaded of holidays.
Superficial sluts across the country are dripping wet over this most romantic of holidays.

Me: indifferent

I can't stand people that complain about Valentine's day. I also can't stand people that think it's some sort of sacred holiday either. If you have someone in your life, use it to do something special with them. If you don't have anybody to spend the day with, hang out with your friends. It's just another day. So what if you are single on this one certain day of the year. You're most likely SUPER hot and could have 3,000 valentines lined up with roses, chocolates, massage oils, and cock rings.

I've been single for all but THREE (3) of the TWENTY-TWO (22) Valentine's Days that I've lived through. I'm still alive, and quite skinny too.

Speaking of TWENTY-TWO! My birthday is on February 22nd. That's about a week away. I enjoy homemade gifts. Super awesome artists feel free to draw me A) super cute shit B) super horror shit (zombies and the like) or C) a sweet combo of the two. Photographers, make me prints of your best shit. Untalented people... make me a sweet card. I also accept gift certificates to any sweet food places. Meat based establishments. Wendys, Burger King, Sonic, Chic-Fil-A, Mellow Mushroom, Outback Steakhouse. If you're a chick you could also just send me a picture of your ass in some boy shorts with a cute goat chewing grass that says "eat me" or something cliche, but adorable as all hell. GET ON IT! Hit me up on AIM if you need my address. It's in my userinfo on here.

I want to watch Sasquatch Hunters tonight... Bad Movie Club in Tampa needs to commence. Let me know if you are down!

Happy Valentine's Day!

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didn't see this one coming! [09 Feb 2006|11:07am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

I never thought I'd be saying this, but I do NOT want to be at work today.

Job satisfaction: 15%
Reason: Too many complicated reasons

Take a deep breath and count backwards from 10.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1

Job Satisfaction: 10%

Well that didn't work now did it?

p.s. - don't read into this too far... it may not be what you think.

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The Deer Hunter [27 Jan 2006|09:17am]
[ mood | Refreshed ]

Why haven't more people told me about this movie?

A few people at my old job mentioned and that's it. This movie is absolutely phenominal.

I suggest you all go rent or buy this movie. It's older, but it's amazing. Seriously.

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so stupid [24 Jan 2006|09:34am]
[ mood | extremely happy ]

News Just In: a certain someone who used to handle most of the art at a certain company, doesn't have a clue about what he's talking about. It leaves me having to agree with things that I know are factually incorrect because of his stubborness.

Example: An image that is 10" tall at 72dpi would have the exact same pixel size if you were to resize it to 2.4" tall at 300dpi.

I've been using photoshop for TEN years now. This person admittedly hates photoshop and has been using it for less than half the time I have and not nearly as much in said time. That pisses me off.

So my New York trip right?

Well it started off with me taking the Fung Wah bus. It's a minimum of a 4 hour ride on a bus that goes from Chinatown in Boston to Chinatown in New York City. It took 6.

Met up with Erick and Tara at Erick's sisters place. Forget what we did that night.

I actually forget the timeline of things. So I'll explain the parts that kicked ass.

My sister was there at the same time that I was. She treated me to a broadway show. Spamalot. It was based off of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (one of the funniest movies ever by the way) and it blew me away. Hank Azaria was in it and my sister just so happened to date him at one point. He knew we were there and he kept texting my sister while he was offstage. Then about halfway through the show he yells our last name out in the middle of one of his scenes. My sister and I were nearly in tears. Hank Azaria is on broadway and he is dropping the name Hiltz as part of his Knights of Ni gibberish. We met up with him afterwards and got to see what it was like to be backstage at a broadway show. It was quite a stripped down production in the large scope of things as far as how simple they can make the props and still have them look good.

So the three of us went out to eat across from Hank's loft somewhere in SoHo. We ate delicious food and ordered delicious drinks. About halfway through dinner I realized that I was making Hank crack up almost constantly. I was sitting at a table with one of the funniest men in the country and he found ME funny.

Then things took a serious turn as my sisters new engagement was brought up (which is a sore spot for Hank) and we started discussing less lighthearted subjects. But even still it was fun and quite engaging. He found my views on relationships to be beyond my years, he wished that he had some of the things figured out that I do when he was my age. Quite a stroking of my ego.

Then we go up to his place and see that it's nicer than anything that I will ever own. I could go into detail about it but it would take forever. Just ask me sometime and I'll explain it. I'm talking full gym with walls that were lined with shelves of fiji water.

After my sister and I met up with her fiance and we drank more. We were with a sound engineer who was working on some beatles movie. It's not about the beatles but it uses like 28 beatles songs. He was an older guy and I dropped a line on the table that made my sister stop and say, "My fucking brother is funnier than most people will ever fucking know." Again, ask me in person what that line was because it needs to come out rapid fire for it to be funny. Regardless I swept up the night by being funny. It felt great.

Oh my sisters fiance is one of the funniest dudes ever. He's a canadian actor and he tells some of the best stories. His accent kicks in from time to time and causes things to become even more hilarious. I am stoked that my sister found someone who kicks ass. Here's to becoming a brother-in-law soon.

New Years led Erick, Tara and myself to meet up with the mofos at Crush (namely Danielle and Scott). Other randoms that I knew would pop in and out. I had my nipples bitten by two chicks at the same time. Pretty good. Lots of pictures here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/echizzle/sets/1723755/

I will let those speak for themselves.

It was a great night though and a wonderful trip overall. I have to go to work!

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don't let it end [20 Jan 2006|01:53am]
[ mood | upset ]

I promised a new york update but I'm too lazy right now.

In the mean time I'd like to say that I just finished season 9 of friends. I hadn't seen most of 9 and it was quite nice to be surprised by events. But now there are only 3 discs left in the saga. I mean I've seen all 6 episodes of star wars and was fine with it ending, but this... this is crushing.

I don't even want to watch it because it's going to make me cry my eyes out.

I need to be at some shows so I can meet some new people. The more people I meet the more chances I have at locating that spark.

I might take a secret trip somewhere on the first weekend of February

I also might be flying to Japan in April to hang out with Travis and the gang. It will only run me $600 if I book now. Who wants to donate money to me? I'll buy awesome japanese trinkets while I am there. PLEASE?

Okay season 10 is BEGGING me to watch... I'm not fucking ready for this though.

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fuck 5 mics [10 Jan 2006|02:59am]
[ mood | Tired ]

Friends still brings a tear to my eye. Almost always when it revolves around Monica and Chandler. I wish I had someone in my life that made my heart jump. I'd like to be having daydreams of what the future would be like. I feel like I'm growing a vagina each time. Instead of all those wonderful things though I have the following to daydream about, which is actually probably better:

-Erick and I drinking before our flight to Chicago. Erick and I drinking on our flight to Chicago. Erick and I becoming quite buzzed on said flight and giggling like school children.
-Landing in Chicago to freezing weather and realizing exactly why I love living in Florida.
-Eating pizza at 4AM
-The Hush Sound, The Academy Is..., and Fall Out Boy @ The Metro. Being on the stage and seeing the crowds reaction to our bands was incredible. It was like looking into a crystal ball and seeing what 2006 was going to be throwing at me.
-Partying at the Hard Rock Hotel with some of those band members, Erick, Caleb, Melissa, Johnny, Danielle and all sorts of other FBR / decaydance / crush family members.
-Guarding the door to a bathroom party.
-Making out with someone... then having them tell me afterwards that they thought it was a huge mistake.
-Eating pizza at 4AM... again.
-Being at the wrong airport for my flight home and getting to take an adventure via train to the other airport. It was actually very fun to learn the chicago train system and to get some iPod time in.
-It fucking sucked having to leave Tony and Johnny (haha it sounds weird saying those two names). We were having such a wonderfully chill day.

-landing in Boston and getting picked up by Cousin Lance. Met up with my sister and her boyfriend Mike. We all danced like idiots. Free drinks at a ritzy Boston bar.
-Headed to Cousin Bob's house and saw Clinton, Anne, Brian, Steph, Zelda, Carly, Harold, Kalin, Willie, Rob, Ben, and many others.
-Spending time with my mother and step-father. I spent most of my time with them and it was actually amazingly relaxing and fun.
-I was slightly bummed that MANY of my friends were somehow not free for an entire week. I guess people change and they don't care to see you.
-Christmas was amazing. It had a sort of magic to it again.
-My sister got engaged! Her boyfriend is one

Expect the NYC part shortly. I didn't want to lost you all.

Oh and now Chandler is proposing to Monica... I can't handle it. I've seen it so many times and it always gets me.

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jealousy hit me... [13 Dec 2005|03:32am]
[ mood | beyond excited ]

Read 'em and weep.

2006 will be even bigger. Get ready you fucks.


Updated Itinerary:

December 21st - fly to chicago
December 22nd - go to The Academy Is/The Hush Sound show and hang with The Academy Is..., October Fall, The Hush Sound, and probably another popular Chicago band. Along with DanielleCrush, MelissaFBR, ErickFBR, CalebFBR, and JohnnyFBR.
December 23rd - fly to Boston
December 24th - last minute x-mas shopping for anyone I missed. Family x-mas eve party!
December 25th - x-mas!
December 30th - EMPTY DAY FOR HANGING / Can't Face The Falling & She's The Car show in Boston / maybe taking the bus to NYC
December 31st - taking the bus to NYC for sure if I haven't already / most likely hanging in the MTV studios for the Fall Out Boy New Years performance / hanging with all the people at Crush / Hanging with ErickFBR / hanging with my sister and Hank Azaria (yah crazy right?! which this could take place earlier if I launch myself to NYC early) / partying until I pass out
January 1st - taking the bus to Boston
January 2nd - fly to orlando and drive back home to Tampa!
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Best Vacation EVER! [07 Dec 2005|10:45pm]
[ mood | Ecstatic ]

Okay so my holiday vacation time is going to be filled to the brim with amazing times. Here goes my itinerary:

December 19th-21st - Tampa
-I will be hanging out not working for a few day, just enjoying life.

December 21st-23rd - Chicago
-Flying from Orlando to Chicago with Erick (E Chizzle)
-Getting a hotel with E Chizzle and Johnny
-Dec 22nd The Academy Is... / The Hush Sound / and some other sare playing The Metro. We are hopefully booking an afterparty at the bar next door.
-I'll be hanging with Mysi and some other random people

December 23rd-31st - Boston
-X-Mas Eve Party with the family!
-X-Mas... presents all over the place
-Party at Cousin Bob's to celebrate me being home for the holidays (date pending... but make time on either the 23rd or between 26th and 29th!!!)
-Seeing the expression on some peoples faces when I give them their gifts...
-Dec 30th - Can't Face The Falling and She's The Car are playing a show in Allston. ICC Church. I'll be there getting to meet Grace from She's The Car after talking to her online many times. She wants us all to party after. I haven't seen some of the CFTF girls in over a year. I love hot chicks and I love them more when they play instruments.

December 31st - Jan 1st - New York City
-Guest listed for the MTV Studios New Years Bash. Fall Out Boy performance.
-E Chizzle, Danielle Crush, Bob Crush, Scott Crush, etc. Hanging out and partying our pants off (hopefully LITERALLY)

So that's the basi shit. I'm sure my time in Bost

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Girls and Things [27 Nov 2005|10:58pm]
[ mood | Lonely ]

I wish I had a girl in my life worthy of putting on my top 8. That glorious number one spot that is revered by so many.

You know... myspace top 8's are pretty heavy stuff. I actually find myself on many peoples top 8's that I wouldn't expect to be on. If I am on there I usually make sure to check their friends list to make sure I'm not a default top 8 person. I usually find that they intentionally put me there, and it does indeed feel nice. I wish myspace gave you a list of people who have you in their top 8. That would be nice. I could thank everyone for it... or more importantly find out what I did to be worthy of such a position.

It sucks because I mean I could throw myself on Fall Out Boys top 8... Myspaces BIGGEST band, but what would it get me? Nothing. More requests from people that I don't know (who can't take their time to read and see that I don't want them to add me without having met me in person.)

When will I find a girl that I enjoy spending time with?

17 dicks in her ass|throw it in her ass

granny smith [25 Nov 2005|02:07pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

So it's been an entire month since I've updated my journal. Too much has gone on since then. Because of that I'll be doing a Jen Garver/Johnny Mindardi kind of post. Actually lots of people do this, but only those two stand out.

+Disney World on Thanksgiving
+Aerosmith's Rockin' Roller Coaster
+Ice Harvest
+Forgive Durden - Wonderland
+Mellow Mushroom (Beef + Cheddar Calzone) OR (BBQ Base Pizza with Cheddar and Beef)
+December 22nd @ The Metro (The Academy Is.., The Hush Sound, and more) in Chicago, IL
+Gym Class Heroes (seeing them, partying with them, listening to them, hanging with them, ANYTHING regarding this band is amazing. Beware of 2006 as they will be hitting your ears HARD.)
+Seeing Walk The Line with the worlds greatest boss (John Janick) and the worlds best Tampa friend (Johnny Minardi)
+Being a part of the worlds greatest independent music label. We are already in your living room (if you watch fuse enough) but expect more as time goes on.
+Meeting Penn Jillette
+Las Vegas with my cousins and my aunt, louie and simmons
+The Aristocrats
+Lost (best live action TV show ever)
+Not having a girlfriend
+Meeting new people at shows

+Seattle trip in late january
+New Years Party at my house with Cousin Bob, Cousin Lance and MORE! You're all invited by the way!

-most likely having to shop on December 23rd
-Not having a girlfriend
-Meeting new people at shows

I guess there is a lot more to put in here, but I am already tired of text.

I miss Ashley Shiel.

14 dicks in her ass|throw it in her ass

just like the baby... [25 Oct 2005|11:59pm]
[ mood | not as happy as yesterday ]

This song always gives me the urge to cry. Few bands can stir up my emotions like The Flaming Lips. I first shed a tear to this song in the 9th grade... maybe earlier. My life is 400% different than it was back then, but it still does the same shit to me. Some things never change right?

So no bus calls for Justin. Again. Will I EVER hit the road with a band? How many more friends in bands do I need before I can just throw my worries away and get a taste of the life that I'm not talented enough to have?

Bah. I need a smiling face and a dope ass to come home to every night. Life would be much sweeter if I came home and fell asleep cuddled up with someone. Nights like these have me jonesing for past relationships which (although they turned to shit) were once wonderful.

I hope I wake up tomorrow back in the place I was just two days ago. I was unstoppable. Every dog has their day, and mine was definitely today. The ceiling of my world started cracking. Hopefully this friday I can get some spackle and patch that up.

7 dicks in her ass|throw it in her ass

if you only knew the half... [23 Oct 2005|03:10pm]
[ mood | Smitten ]

If my life gets any better people are going to need to commit me.

Another amazing weekend in the history books.

1 dick in her ass|throw it in her ass

Mayor McCheese [22 Oct 2005|04:57am]
[ mood | awake ]

So it's 5AM and I'm wide awake. I partied my pants off (literally and figuratively) all week. This has resulted in me taking a nap at 9PM tonight and waking up to realize that I had pizza delivered before I went to sleep.

Pizza+MacGyver+Water= 3AM Super Fun Time

I finally made it onto the FBR Buzznet: http://fbr.buzznet.com/user/

This week I was more outgoing than I ever have been in my entire life. Working for FBR has got me totally stoked on life and it shows, at least to me anyway. I mean I've always been outgoing but I was still always afraid in some cases to talk to people.

Monday night we had a party at Johnny and Kyle's. It was part of the FBR crew, Bill/Carden/Butcher from The Academy Is..., and some of the wonderfully beautiful KD Girls. We partied pretty hard for a monday night and it set the tone for the rest of the week.

Tuesday was Nintendo Fusion in Orlando. All Access passes. I ran around that place the whole night. I spent most of the night with Brendawg from Panic! At The Disco. He was getting swarmed every time we went anywhere. It was incredible. After telling handfuls of people that I wasn't in a band, I finally started just rolling with it. People were shaking my hand and telling me that I did an amazing job. So I let it happen. I signed shirts and shook hands and just let people think whatever they wanted. Brendawg got drunk and kept hugging me and I just kept laughing at the entire situation. I met some extremely hot girls and made friends with a good amount of random people.

Wednesday I dropped $500 on an outfit for Janick's wedding reception. When you see the pictures you may just pass out. I look fucking good. Brittany came down with two friends from Orlando and spent the night. We went shopping with Erick, Johnny, Morgan, and Ashley while her friends saw The Rolling Stones. We went to the cheesecake factory and my mouth was spewing some of the most offensive stuff I have ever said (according to my company). There was a hot older lady sitting alone at the booth next to us. I wanted to talk to her because it seemed like she had been stood up by a blind date.

Thursday night was Nintendo Fusion in St. Pete. I'd have to say that it was an even better show as far as the events that unfolded. I only watched Panic! At The Disco, and the rest of the time I just hung out in the nice air conditioned bar. It was not worth it for me to break a sweat. I started out the night not having anything to drink and then picked up the slack later on. Met a few new people, including a girl from Massachusetts. Hung out with Maggie for the entire last half of the show. That girl is beyond her years.

After the show I threw a party at my place. My house was filled with people. Hot girls abound. I had buckets of fun. Played DJ every once in a while. Tried to make sure the few random people at my place didn't fuck with my life or my friends. Got pretty buzzed and ended up hanging up on a few people. If I did this to you, I apologize. After the party cleared I had a heart-to-heart with Carden for at least an hour. That dude is younger than I am and his head is even more steady on his shoulders than mine is. We talked about many things, but in the end all that matters is that Johnny and I will be hopping on their bus for about 5 days and we'll be raising hell from Florida to Georgia. Tell your friends. What I REALLY want to do is stay with the bus for a full week because that tour would bring me up to Massachusetts and then I could just fly home. If Fall Out Boy would stop selling so much merch, I'd be able to take a week off. Maybe I can ask about it anyway seeing as though I won't be taking a long christmas break.

Today I fell asleep at my desk because I was so fucking tired. Ate lunch with two of the October Fall dudes. Those dudes are going to bang so many chicks once they hit the road. Bastards! They are nice and are super stoked that all of us at Fueled by Ramen like to party and have a good time.

I am going to hit up my couch and watch some more MacGyver.

12 dicks in her ass|throw it in her ass

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